possibly thanksgiving meal side dish I should make at haley's house:

"Pillaged-your-land-and-raped-your-women wild rice" (the brown and white grain, I feel will serve as a sort of fun visual metaphor, which I will elaborate on upon serving)

And Haley's will be, "A-fucking-casino-doesn't-erase-what-you-did-to-us cranberry sauce"...