things I don't want to admit:

1. I think Sienna Miller is super fine, like SUPER FINE.

2. Up until 13 minutes ago I had no clue who Sienna Miller was or what she was famous for. I figured a model, actress, singer or some glorious hybrid of those three(?).

3. I am really mad at Bravo. It all started when Jeffrey "Hot Topic" Sebelia won Project Runway. And then they sort of won me back when they started airing Six Feet Under, but now they've kind of taken a HUGE shit all over the good they've done with the losing combo of bequething the title of Top Chef onto Ilan (I would have preferred any of the other finalists over him) and Top Design. Double finger to Bravo.

4. There is something floating around in my water. Yuck. I'm still drinking it though.

5. I think I like Sarah Silverman's show on Comedy Central, which leads me directly to...

6. Dick and fart jokes get me everytime.