Get your buster bat [what the fuck is a buster bat?] today and take justice in your hands. Beat the heck out of this evil man! Join the war on terrorism and kill Bin Laden! Nothing better than a Bin Laden pinata to blow away terrorist scum bags! Now that you've got Bin Laden under a buster bat don't miss the chance to bust his head off!
- OsamaBinLadenPinatas.com (seriously, go to this webpage)
Yes, your eyes are working properly. That, my friends, is an Osama Bin Laden PINATA! And it's making its way to my house as we speak. Oh man, I'm going to get so pumped beating the shit out this thing and then once it's reduced to a pussy cardboard/toliet paper pulp, use it to wipe away my freedom shits. AHHHH! My brain just exploded red, white and blue all over my computer screen!!
